supercompressor:

Life goals: 
  • Me: *puts on Amulet of Mara*
  • Everyone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via the-pietriarchy)

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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I like both, dc and marvel but you cant compare a crutial plot point in MoS with after credit scenes from marvel.

Its true, DC wants to go a more dark and gritty way but its just not right to compare those scenes.

(via agentrodgers)

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

asylum-art:

This Artist Othman Toma Paints With Ice-Cream Instead Of Paint

Instagram | Facebook | ponlayookm

Othman Toma, an artest from Baghdad, Iraq, has put his watercolor skills to the test by painting with a very unusual “paint”- melted ice-cream. If his claims are true, his paintings prove that art can be made with just about anything!

(via shadowsovereuropeanskies)

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

(via the-pietriarchy)

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

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herochan:

Batman Cowl Designs 

Created by Carlos D’Anda, Buff Monster, Conrad Leach, Mike PerryJustin Fines, Lee Bermejo, Derek Deal, Nathan Sawaya, Horsebites & Frank Iero

Part of the Cape/Cowl/Create exhibition which debuted at SDCC 2014 and will continue by touring the U.S. Presented in conjunction with DC Comics, Batman: Arkham Knight and Vice.

(via:xombiedirge)

(via browsethestacks)

I don’t know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody’s life; my life. All he’d wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

(via moviesatthetheatres)